Cant join army this year :(!

[Luke]

He had a late night argument with his mum about batteries. She caught him in the eye with an AA.

It's cos he was playing about with mum's rampant rabbit out of curiosity, and it got a bit too rampant and poked him in the eye.

[simonmobiledisco]

how are we supposed to protect ourselves from ze Germans?

[EtakaC4]

how are we supposed to protect ourselves from ze Germans?

Nuke ze bastards



Best thing is, even with a gammy eye, so long as you point it kind of the right way, it will still work

Whos up for a preemptive attack just for shits and giggles

[Dave78]

Scratche my eye again on friay, went a+ e.... and they said ive cut it right down my pupil, and then the skin protecting my eye nerves was hanging off, so had to get the cunt scraped off, and a contact lense put in to protect.

Now im on about 10 tablets a day along with 3 different eye drops, apparantly the worst pain a human can get!

Gonna take about another week before I can open my eye and get my vision back, then another 6 months to 100% heal.

Fuck this shit.

Jono you still haven't answered mate, I NEED to know how you did this lol

[Hamstisco]

Was just scratching my eyebrow and my finger slippped and put a big cut through my pupil, worst pain ever!

got a contact lense in now, since the eye bit protecting my nerves, had to get taken off lol.

[Jim_Williams]

What a total total fail.

[Rob T]

lol, wtf... you were scratching your eyebrow and you ended up almost blinding yourself?! Fucking major lol!!!

[Hamstisco]

Yeh lmfao, the doctor was like.... the reason ur vision is fucked is coz ur looking throuhg a big cut down ur pupil and ur skin protecting ur nerves is hanging off.


I was like WUT/!!! oh well, coz im hard as fuck, the pain isnt too bad right now.

*sips down more tablets*

[Plastikman]

And you think you should be allowed to handle firearms?

Get. The. Fuck. OUT OF HERE!!!

[Rob T]

oh well, coz im hard as fuck, the pain isnt too bad right now

No, dude, it's because you're stupid.