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    Quote Originally Posted by superman1 View Post
    Sounds like he's got something to hide on the computer, I'd tell people he's acting strange about it, get it checked could be a pedo!
    Agree with the above statement. Get it checked or at least spread a rumor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justlee View Post
    Agree with the above statement. Get it checked or at least spread a rumor.
    Dat could get out of hand if its not true. TS should hack into croppers comp and to see whats he got to hide or plant sum homo beastiality pics
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    I think you need to get croppers mobile number , or atleast post his work number here. some on here will have some great fun with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    I think you need to get croppers mobile number , or atleast post his work number here. some on here will have some great fun with it
    Get Sexton to call, pretending to be a sexy young boy, and lure him to a secluded spot where we can get Jono to 'Hamsterize' the bastard

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    i agree, sounds like he has something to hide on the PC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman1 View Post
    Sounds like he's got something to hide on the computer, I'd tell people he's acting strange about it, get it checked could be a pedo!
    ^^^^^ this.

    As soon as he ran over and started shouting at me I would have just started screaming that he is a paedo. "Why do you not want me looking? You got kiddy porn stashed?" REALLY fucking loud.

    He sounds like a right cunt. Spread the rumour that he has illegal filth on his work PC. If kiddy stuff sounds a bit strong then gay horse porn is the way forward. Tell everyone you popped in while everyone was at lunch and he was wanking over a bloke sucking off a horse.

    Also please get his number for the Sextons. They will have hours of fun with him.

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    And there are no such things as private files on a works PC. Especially not if it is in the middle of a factory floor.

    When he was saying "do you understand?" The auto response for me would have been to turn it straight round. At the top of my very loud voice "I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU HINDING? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?"

    Then spray paint NONCE all over his car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sack Attack View Post
    I almost got into a fight with this arsehole of a guy called Kenny Cropper, the guys call him Cropper the shopper, Because he is a well know grassing bastard.

    He left himself logged on the computer and I saw that there was a flex planer on the desktop so I opened it to see when our Saturday on was. He then ran over shouting and screaming, what the fuck are you doing on my computer looking at my private files, get off it right now do you understand.

    I then said who the fuck do you think your talking to. and its not your computer its the companys, and if you don't want anyone looking at it then log off. He then said I don't have to. He then got right in my face and shouted you stay away from my computer, do you understand do you understand do you understand.

    I just shouted aye and walked away before I ended up saying right outside right now, like an other guy said to him a few months before.

    He almost cost me my job and my redundancy? It turns out you will loose 1 weeks wage from your redundancy for having a having a warning, and He has got me a final writing warning, which will cost me 4 weeks wages.

    R-V's Photoshop got passed around the factory, and quite a lot of people fought that he was really on that site. The rest of the Photoshops I have been sending via email.

    PS does anyone know were I can get a hold of Photoshop for MacOS 10? So I can have a bash at this myself.
    sounds like you handled it well.

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    just start telling people he has been touching you up by the coffee machine ( obviously you need a coffee machine for this to sound plausible)

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    Paint stripper on his car. Costs fuck all from B&Q. Make sure you get it on every panel so it's not even worth him getting it fixed. That'd fuck me right off! Happened to someone at work and it looks awful.

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