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    Tell me his car no. plate; I'll find his address and have him killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetoxGuru View Post
    sounds like you handled it well.
    Well I wish I did what Sledge said and shouted "I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU HINDING? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?" PEDO PORN ETC

    Quite a few people have asked me, how the hell did you manage to stop yourself from punching him.

    I said I don't have a very short fuse like Grant Michell, and I need someone to punch me before I get the red mist thing. Plus if I hit him I would have lost my job and my redundancy, and got charged for GBH which would have fucked me up for a new job.

    Plus I think he only screamed in my face because he is almost twice my size.

    I'll ask the guy who took those photos if he can get me any more. But I have no idea how I would be able to get a hold of his number.

    As for his car I have no idea even what kind of car he drives ever mind what his reg plate is.
    58KG (126 lbs) Wuss, the same weight as my 13 year old nephew.

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    Put laxative in his drink :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman1 View Post
    Put laxative in his drink :-)
    Lmao glad I didn't annoy you 0.o you'd of spiked water machine on me haha

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    Invite him round ya house like ur best mates now, for drinks and to watch footy or some shite, spike his drink to get him shite faced, wait till he passes out from the drink, have a wank, chuck ya muck on his face, photo. kick him out the house.

    Revenge forever. Nice
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    haha u should have RNC the fucker nell.

    get somebody that is up for a laugh and good at acting like a homo to come up and harrass him at work non stop for weeks, phone all the time and turn up shouting that this cropper has been going with him for years and is too scared to come out the closet. "why are u acting like u dont love me?, u werent saying that when u were sucking my dick" haha. that would embarrass the shit out of him.

    failing that follow him home after work with ur hood up and hammer the fuck out his knees haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by H1SSY View Post
    haha u should have RNC the fucker nell.

    get somebody that is up for a laugh and good at acting like a homo to come up and harrass him at work non stop for weeks, phone all the time and turn up shouting that this cropper has been going with him for years and is too scared to come out the closet. "why are u acting like u dont love me?, u werent saying that when u were sucking my dick" haha. that would embarrass the shit out of him.

    failing that follow him home after work with ur hood up and hammer the fuck out his knees haha
    RNC is to good for that bastard as you would only be putting him to sleep. Leaving the RNC on for a while might be a bit to far as he'll end up dead.

    Now giving him a dose of the sweet science and melting his face would do nicely. Speaking of boxing Sam's offering boxing fights if your up for it? I am stuck in that dump all summer, so I can't train properly for it, while my opponent most likely would.

    By putting his name into the work system a box came up with his details.

    Work Number: 0141 814 8527

    Mobile Number: 07767 406378

    Email: cropper@hp.com
    58KG (126 lbs) Wuss, the same weight as my 13 year old nephew.

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    just shag his mrs mate,that'll teach the cunt,oh,and put him in the cunt thread!!!!
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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    put a condom over the pc's mouse. do this on a regular basis. It will drive him fuckin nuts thinking what the fuck it means. N it doesnt mean anything. Its a condom. They free from family planning. Then start putting them on other things he uses. Trust me it will fuck him off no end. Its just bizarre. And dont ever get caught.ever. It will take u ages trying explain why u been doin it and what the point of it was. There is no point. Its just a headfuck.
    "tonight we dine in hell....or dominoes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sack Attack View Post
    Gay porn emails FTW.

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