They see me trollin....

[Sledge]

Mum jokes are so 1992 sunshine.

1992 is your mums dress size.

[Dano]

Your mums so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.

[jayjay]

Your mums so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.

lol i like that one

[Sledge]

Your mum's so fat when she was crossing the road I had to swerve to avoid her in my car and I ran out of petrol.

[Dano]

I've got a lot in common with your mum.

We've both been inside your Gran.

[featherz]

Id bring a carrot because i watched this film called shoot em up and man that fucker was dangerous with a carrot.

[Sledge]

I've got a lot in common with your mum.

We've both been inside your Gran.

You're a very sick man. She's mad as a box of frogs. Probably thought she was on the waltser. Mind you that would explain why she keep demanding her money back because the ride only lasted for 6 seconds.

[Jim_Williams]

I like Dano.

[jayjay]

your mums been used more times then a public toilet ;P

[Dano]

You're a very sick man. She's mad as a box of frogs. Probably thought she was on the waltser. Mind you that would explain why she keep demanding her money back because the ride only lasted for 6 seconds.

Everybody just calm down, frogs can survive in water.

I like Dano.

Understandable.