Your mums so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
Your mum's so fat when she was crossing the road I had to swerve to avoid her in my car and I ran out of petrol.
I've got a lot in common with your mum.
We've both been inside your Gran.
Id bring a carrot because i watched this film called shoot em up and man that fucker was dangerous with a carrot.
I like Dano.
BJJ White belt, 2 stripes.
your mums been used more times then a public toilet ;P