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    Default your momma jokes.....

    as in the title,because they're popping up all over the forum lets just have a your momma thread,right,i'll kick start this....Yo Mama So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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    your mums so poor she watched other people open xmas presents

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    Your mams so ugly, when she was a kid, she used to trick or treat on the phone.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    your mum reminds me of a bus 2 pound a ride

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    your momma's so ugly,they used to feed the bitch with a sling shot!!!
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    yo mama so fat when she went to school she sat next to everyone
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    your mums so dump she got locked in the toilet and died of constipation

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
    your mums so dump she got locked in the toilet and died of constipation
    You'll have to explain that one brick.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    You'll have to explain that one brick.
    well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
    well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died
    jay jay,you had to go and ruin it didn't you,but i can see where you get it from,because i heard that Yo Mamma's so stupid,she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
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