Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!
Yo mamas so ugly it looks like her neck threw up her face.
Courtesy of white men cant jump :
Yo momma so dumP she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo momma so dumP she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo momma so old she used to take a chariot to school
Yo momma teeth so yella, she could butter a whooole loaf of bread
God says that yo momma so fat when she cut her leg she bled gravy.
God is sponsered by SBMMA.co.uk. For real.
Oh no you didn't god.....are you dissing my momma ?
At least I got one mothafucka !!!!!!!!
Yo mommas breath smells so bad, when she breathes out, her teeth duck
yo mommas so fat her waistlines equater
why is it the more you earn the less you have ?