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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    You'll have to explain that one brick.
    well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_Williams View Post
    jay jay fails.
    That guy was spot on then
    BJJ White belt, 2 stripes.

    General badmotherfucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
    well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died
    jay jay,you had to go and ruin it didn't you,but i can see where you get it from,because i heard that Yo Mamma's so stupid,she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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    Yo mamas so ugly it looks like her neck threw up her face.

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    Courtesy of white men cant jump :

    Yo momma so dumP she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

    Yo momma so dumP she got hit by a parked car

    Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu

    Yo momma so old she used to take a chariot to school

    Yo momma teeth so yella, she could butter a whooole loaf of bread

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
    well she needed to go a toilet but because she is dump she held it in and died yes she died
    Quote Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
    your mums so poor she watched other people open xmas presents
    Errrrrr....wow...I mean its not like every mother watches other people open their presents is it ? And do you honestly not know how to spell dumb ?

    Decent troll or absolute fucking helmet with zero intelligence ?

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    God says that yo momma so fat when she cut her leg she bled gravy.
    God is sponsered by SBMMA.co.uk. For real.

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    Oh no you didn't god.....are you dissing my momma ?

    At least I got one mothafucka !!!!!!!!

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    Yo mommas breath smells so bad, when she breathes out, her teeth duck

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    yo mommas so fat her waistlines equater
    why is it the more you earn the less you have ?

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