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    I asserT that your mother possesses a beard which is the equivalenT of that which graces the manly chin of the augusT Frakes.
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    I thought I saw Frakes in your house the other day, but it was just your mother doing a handstand.
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    Your Momma jokes - from the Nutty Professor:-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDxVZkytxI

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    your mumma is so fat, that when your dad wants to get some action he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

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    yo momma is so fat, i rolled over twice and i was still on top of her!
    The streets are alive with the sounds of pain...EARN YOUR F***ING SCARS, SON!

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    You're momma is so fat I just can't get over her.......really, she's about 7 feet tall lying down.
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    Your mother is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on in the morning.

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    you lot say my jokes are shit your are fucking poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil flynn View Post
    jay jay,you had to go and ruin it didn't you,but i can see where you get it from,because i heard that Yo Mamma's so stupid,she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
    na mate that was your mum , im your new step daddy bitch your grounded son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie Taylor View Post
    Errrrrr....wow...I mean its not like every mother watches other people open their presents is it ? And do you honestly not know how to spell dumb ?

    Decent troll or absolute fucking helmet with zero intelligence ?
    go eat your mums fat ugly pussy before i do

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