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    take one for the team... at least you'll have a good story to tell. just don't fall in love with the guy, he will break your heart... :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddylast View Post
    anyone here ever watched so much porno that they find themselves thinking this shit?
    Like a lady bumps into you in the parking lot, and suddenly you start thinking she wants to blow you in her car?
    Or you meet some female in the gym and she asks you to help her with her abdominal exercises, and suddenly your wondering does she really mean she wants you to fock her in the sauna?
    I got engaged to a girl I bumped into in a car park and did had sex with a girl twice in the steamroom who had asked me for help in the gym.

    He's wanting your brown eye dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madjimmi View Post
    Attachment 5688just a quick attempt

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    I would have had to drop him at the point after the contact, you let a bloke touch you up and let him get away with it, he's only gonna push boundaries from now, next he'll be slipping into bed with you saying he couldnt sleep.

    You have made a rod for thy own back, I would enforce your authority on this asap, that is unless you want a bum full of man juice as a main with felching for afters!

    and yes i watch too much porn, no I dont not get sick of it but get sick of watching the same ones!
    (Irish Accent) I like a good posh wank, you know!

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