Richard FRIDGE. (I kid ye not)

[God of CW]

God was placing a classified ad today in the Surrey Gazette God is selling a few clouds and some cherubs and when God called he spoke to the most sexy of Gods children.

God spoke to a Richard FRIDGE.

God says if you would like to speak to Richard Fridge his number is 01483 508875
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Creampie video

[DanCrase]

When I worked for Ticketmaster, I spoke to a "Mr. T. Towle"

He then said "You think that's funny?, my first name's 'Terry'"

Poor bastard!

[ShaolinSubz02]

I will name my first son FRIDGE and he shall holdeth my beer and not cryeth

[Sledge]

Calling all Sextons. Please report for trolling duty.

[Romeoblood]

I work in an office, I once had a customer called mr mashiter (pronounced ma-shit-er)

I've also had mr bumgardner before

and my favourite, a lady by the name of Ms cock, who married Mr schott, becoming...

veronika cock-schott! no word of a lie, I swear to god, I almost fell off my seat laughing when I got the marriage cert so we could update her surname

[Sledge]

I once had a client called Mrs Cox with the first name Diana.

Obviously with my Northern twang it came out like' dying of cocks'

[RedBaron]

had a customer other day whose actual name was MR M Hunt

[Sledge]

had a customer other day whose actual name was MR M Hunt

Please say it was Michael and not Mark.

[Sledge]

God was placing a classified ad today in the Surrey Gazette God is selling a few clouds and some cherubs and when God called he spoke to the most sexy of Gods children.

God spoke to a Richard FRIDGE.

God says if you would like to speak to Richard Fridge his number is 01483 508875

Just thought.

How the fuck does someone get Fridge as a second name. Fridges haven't been round that long. If your surname is Smith for example it possibly means your ancestor was a blackSmith or something similar.

I might call the freak and ask him.

[Neil_4a]

Please say it was Michael and not Mark.

I used to work for a company where a guy was called Mike Hock, he worked for another department, and someone in the office wanted me to phone him to sort a meeting out. Obvioulsly i wasnt going to fall for that so told them no! Unfortunatley he was real!

Also I used to work for the local council and a Woman had the married name of Mycock, her first name was fantastically Patricia, however she was Pat on the email account. Always used to get a giggle that did.

Unfortunatley, we got a little too drunk one lunchtime, and my mate sent her an email, saying Yes please! The boss thought it was funny, but my mate got suspended, and an end was put to the friday afternoon session in the pub, well for a while anyway!

Moral of the story, dont send emails when drunk at work!