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Thread: things to whisper to an opponent as he's going out!!!!

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    Default things to whisper to an opponent as he's going out!!!!

    just having a laugh in the gym before about this and there were some corkers but can't remember them...just stuff like,that's not my box poking in your back,can't wait till you're asleep!!!avi and gaz pilot came out with some crackers,mine are shit!!!
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    you got a purdy mouth.
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    "when am done with you, am off to finger your sister"
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    "do you think he will wake up?"

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    "Hope you aint got nothin in your bowels!..you won't when you wake up"

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    There is a really good purple belt that I train with. Everytime we roll he asks if we can take our trousers off (I say no). He effortlessly passes my guard/sweeps me, takes my back and them assumes the 'spooning position'. He then strokes my face whilst tenderly saying 'Ssssh, shhh. I'm not going to hurt you. You're only making it worse for yourself.' On the Noel Edmond scale of creepines I score it an 8/10.

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    *shivers down my spine* I wont be able to sleep tonite
    I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueRabbit View Post
    There is a really good purple belt that I train with. Everytime we roll he asks if we can take our trousers off (I say no). He effortlessly passes my guard/sweeps me, takes my back and them assumes the 'spooning position'. He then strokes my face whilst tenderly saying 'Ssssh, shhh. I'm not going to hurt you. You're only making it worse for yourself.' On the Noel Edmond scale of creepines I score it an 8/10.
    LOL scary shit right there

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    say nothing, just blow softly in his ear.
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