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    Default The Smell of BBQ's

    ...is just fucking awesome. But what sucks is.

    The missus is at work.
    I have no garden.
    I have no bbq.
    I have no friends.

    So, I am sat at home, in my pants, watching "Dating in the Dark" with the windows open, smelling them tast burgers and chicken.

    True Story.
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    Buy a BBQ, buy food and cook!

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    go introduce self to neighbours, over fence or passing by,
    complement them on great smelling BBQ,
    say "what a great idea, wish the wife was home, i would do the same but shes working so im on my own tonight"
    receive invite to eat BBQ with neighbours
    bring beer

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    and not do the above in my pants? lol am fucking drooling at the mouth, might go kick the ball over the fence.
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    if you want the plan to be successful then pants are not optional im sorry to say, some things in life still require the wearing of pants

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    I love BBQ. I BBQ probably 3 times a week. Burgers, hot dogs, steaks, potatoes, chicken souvlaki, everything.
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    am having a poor mans bbq, indoors, chicken and my grill! haha! IN MY PANTS!

    TTT for the chicken souvlaki!
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    speedos, flip flops and a moustache, maybe a gold chain, and you're laughing

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    hahhaahah! now that my friend! is THE look of a BBQ master!
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    Im at my shop and we using a instant bbq and we grilling chiken and corn on the cob as we speek:-D
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