Haha some awesome advice! I am currently looking for a garden, allotment seems to be the cheaper alternative and I think a great place to hold a BBQ. Fridges are for sissys, BBQs are for real men!
The only thing I needed to complete shoalins advice was a Biggles tash!
Oh, grill sucked! Just not the same!
Oh and on a serious and very real note, I want for a piss and I heard the neighbour shout up at me
"oi naked bloke, don't be shy, give us a wiggle!"
If only he knew........
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.