Funny things you say to people
Yes im stoned but anyway,
Do you have any regular sayings or euphinism (spellin) which you say to people one example
"Ah I wouldnt touch her she got the hair like a fishermans wife" type stuff you say, I say loads "it smells like me grans armchair" "now then you little cunt" "come here you big bucket of man juice"
I am thinking about how amazing this idea is but then I also think I am probably pretty stone right now!! lolz I LIKE!
post I am eager to hear someone is actually interested!
(Irish Accent) I like a good posh wank, you know!
My cat's name is Mittens
I say 'no worries' more than is healthy but thats more habit, probably
shes got a minge like batmans cave
I feel like Andy Worhall looks
you fuckin homme" & stuff like
your'e a creepy cunt you
Last edited by ralphylad; 17-07-2010 at 10:17 PM.
"I honestly can't even remember my old signature, so I'll have this one"
theres a bloke who used to drink on my local that would always say to people
'Alright ya bag of bollocks!'
I never understood that.
He also used to say
'Always wear your heart in your wranglers'
i had a mate who used to say, "i'm so hungry i could eat my mum out". Thats a bit strong, but funny nonetheless.
P.S. the Andy Warhol one is classic.
hahaha that's fuckin sick
Originally Posted by WCR
i'd bet my house and my mum on *INSERT BET HERE* winning/losing/happening.
Wise old tree
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i quite often say to the wife...show us your gash,
i'm sweating like a peado at the school gates.
i wouldn't touch her with yours
shut it you crank
shut it shit cunt
i'm so hungry i could eat a scabby horse and go back for it's brothers and sisters!!!
You stink like a whores minge!!!
Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!
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Shut it you dry lunch/2bob mug/cunts face etc.
Cunts face is the 'pet name' me and my sons mother have for each other.
Jog on you mug.
I'll bite your nose off.
Pint of Stella please.
I'm no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.