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    Default Funny things you say to people

    Yes im stoned but anyway,

    Do you have any regular sayings or euphinism (spellin) which you say to people one example
    "Ah I wouldnt touch her she got the hair like a fishermans wife" type stuff you say, I say loads "it smells like me grans armchair" "now then you little cunt" "come here you big bucket of man juice"

    I am thinking about how amazing this idea is but then I also think I am probably pretty stone right now!! lolz I LIKE!
    post I am eager to hear someone is actually interested!
    (Irish Accent) I like a good posh wank, you know!

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    I say 'no worries' more than is healthy but thats more habit, probably

    shes got a minge like batmans cave
    I feel like Andy Worhall looks
    you fuckin homme" & stuff like
    your'e a creepy cunt you
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    theres a bloke who used to drink on my local that would always say to people

    'Alright ya bag of bollocks!'
    I never understood that.

    He also used to say
    'Always wear your heart in your wranglers'

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    i had a mate who used to say, "i'm so hungry i could eat my mum out". Thats a bit strong, but funny nonetheless.

    P.S. the Andy Warhol one is classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WCR View Post
    i had a mate who used to say, "i'm so hungry i could eat my mum out". Thats a bit strong, but funny nonetheless.

    P.S. the Andy Warhol one is classic.
    hahaha that's fuckin sick

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    i'd bet my house and my mum on *INSERT BET HERE* winning/losing/happening.

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    "shut up you ball bag."
    This is not a gif. It is an actual video of Fedor doing infinate press ups.
    3-0-0

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    i quite often say to the wife...show us your gash,
    then there's....
    i'm sweating like a peado at the school gates.
    i wouldn't touch her with yours
    shut it you crank
    shut it shit cunt
    i'm so hungry i could eat a scabby horse and go back for it's brothers and sisters!!!
    You stink like a whores minge!!!
    Don't Take Life Too Serious Or You'll Die Stressed!!!

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    Ya shower o shite!!

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    Shut it you dry lunch/2bob mug/cunts face etc.

    Cunts face is the 'pet name' me and my sons mother have for each other.

    Jog on you mug.

    I'll bite your nose off.

    Pint of Stella please.

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