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    Default Are you Saved or Damned?

    God makes his choices wisely and some of you will be saved and some of you will be damned to a life of sucking satans cock.

    Who goes where? Only God decides.

    God asks you to please post up reasons for your redemption and God will tell you if you are floating on a cloud with the angels or getting bum raped with a red hot poker.
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    Merkur Xr4Ti
    Last edited by God of CW; 31-03-2011 at 02:54 AM.

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    I'm bound to be going to heaven after everything I've done for UK MMA and in fact world peace and harmony in general.
    I am Travis Flanagan from Bushido Challange. Beware of imposters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travis Flanagan View Post
    I'm bound to be going to heaven after everything I've done for UK MMA and in fact world peace and harmony in general.
    God can confirm that you are indeed cursed to be not only killed in a most horrific fashion but you will then be cast into the pit of eternal damnation.

    Satan has a rusty pair of garden shears that you will be tourtured with for the rest of time and then some.

    You need to repent your sins.
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    Last edited by God of CW; 31-03-2011 at 02:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God of CW View Post
    God can confirm that you are indeed cursed to be not only killed in a most horrific fashion but you will then be cast into the pit of eternal damnation.

    Satan has a rusty pair of garden shears that you will be tourtured with for the rest of time and then some.

    You need to repent your sins.
    Fuck off God. Jesus is a cunt!!
    I am Travis Flanagan from Bushido Challange. Beware of imposters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travis Flanagan View Post
    Fuck off God. Jesus is a cunt!!
    God is displeased with you bringing his child into the mix. God has seen this is becoming a habit with you.

    God casts ye out and smites thee into the firery pit of heel and damnation.

    God will make sure you and your shitty show are on a 1 way trip to suck satans ring peice.
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    Last edited by God of CW; 31-03-2011 at 02:55 AM.

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    What would happen if i got a blow job off a crack whore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMAlien View Post
    What would happen if i got a blow job off a crack whore?
    did you punch her in the face first , or after ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    did you punch her in the face first , or after ?
    God does not like violent acts towards any of his children even if she is a riddled crack whore.

    God smites thee.
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    Last edited by God of CW; 31-03-2011 at 02:54 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God of CW View Post
    God does not like violent acts towards any of his children even if she is a riddled crack whore.

    God smites thee.

    I thought God liked a 4 punch combo to a toothless crack whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    I thought God liked a 4 punch combo to a toothless crack whore
    God was not told she was toothless in the last post. God thinks she would then deserve the 4 punch combo.

    You are welcome into heaven as one of my children. God would like you to wash the toothless whores blood off you first.
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    Last edited by God of CW; 31-03-2011 at 02:55 AM.

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