Yeah, right there in the title.
It's like, I'm not happy unless I'm fucking with some bitch, in the literal or metaphorical sense.
I just love fucking with their heads - having them think I really like them and stuff, and then fucking them, and generally deceiving them thereafter.
Funny thing is, I think in a weird sort of way, they like it.
Chicks dig that shit - being fucked about.
God knows, they fuck men about enough - what with having ice running through their veins and what not.
Just look at what Jordan or Ms Price - whatever you want to call her - did our boy Alex Reid... shameful stuff.
So I'm like the vindicator. I think that's why God put me on this earth - to restore the balance - stop girls fucking with us too much, giving them a taste of their own medicine and so forth.