A Call Centre Tribute
Hey hey, I'm just out of uni so playing the waiting game and got work in a call centre to get some cash in. Inbound for a big corporation, absolute shite.
Who all here has had the joy of working in the modern day sweat shops we call call centres? If so share you're funny stories with us.
I remember insuring a 40 year old central heating system with subsequently blew up costing the poor lad thousands, the p45 was in the post after that!
i used to work in one. we used to use an internal message thing like msn to send words to each other to drop into the convo. we had an old woman with us who was rubbish and would piss herself laughing all the time causing most customers to put the phone down
i once had to tell a company that a whole wagon full of their tv's had been stolen and that they were covered for a maximum of £100 per consignment, every single last tv happened to be part of 1 big freight consignment. that was a fun call to make
Hahaha I'd hate to have to call that company up
Is it just me but are callers from the London area always complete cunts, seriously!
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I did it many years ago. Customer service for a hardware maintenance company. Taking calls about broken printers etc. Boring as fuck but was some fit birds in the office I got to bang. Also banged a girl from City Link couriers I met over the phone there. .
Why do you have to lie all the time sledge
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Sorry. I didn't realise you monitored my work habits and sexual conquests when I was 19.
Originally Posted by jimmy snuka
Did you have nothing better to do?
You must have a very boring life.
Originally Posted by Sledge
"The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war"
it was city link that i worked for
My cat's name is Mittens
yeah I've served my time, selling monitored alarm systems, the company was investigated by watchdog, they were a pack of cunts to be fair!
I worked with a guy who thought it was the best job in the world because he could bring his playstation to work, I did have the odd go on Tenchu though!, you have to dont you!
"I honestly can't even remember my old signature, so I'll have this one"
Ive worked in a few call centres. PC Service, Vodafone. fucking hated it! I work in a call centre now, selling god damn asset labels. seriously dull shite, I would say it pays the bills.....it dosent! hate it hate it hate it!
I work so hard out of work to be the best I can be, to work for myself, had up to here with working for someone else who never appreciates the work you do. I feel like am in the film "Breaking Down" or "Ground Hog Day" perhaps I will go postal one day.
aaaaaand relaaaaax (ive not been to the gym for a week now, can u tell)
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.