lol @ mitch, that's a classic name mate.
bhut jolokia/naga jolokia are the hottest thing I've eaten. I've found I can't eat half the spicy stuff I used to eat when I was younger now, used to cram all sorts of hot sauces down my neck when I was about 13!
I eat fucking jalapeņos now and it gives me abit of a red ring in the morning
Hottest thing i have ever eaten was our lass, needless to say it wasn't very hot.