Internet Forum Putdowns

[iandean]

I just found this classic on sherdog.

"Do you hate paragraphs as much as you hate to use common sense?"

Anymore?

[Luke]

Haha that's really good. I'll have to remember that one Ian.

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

Ian, you seem jealous?

[david5]

suck my balls

[theedgemc]

short and sweet "Jive Turkey" or "Bukyak"

I liked this one
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."

[theedgemc]

Takes one to know one. So by that logic, that means you have to be fat for me to be fat, or if you're not fat, then I'm automatically not fat.
And since "it takes one to know one" is a scientific fact, you can't deny it.
I win. And I'm not angry.
Unless you're angry too because it takes one to know one so you would have to be angry yourself to know if I'm angry.

[Nimmy]

its hard to believe that you outswam a million other sperm

[Sports-Select.co.uk]

Ok this one takes some setting up but in the correct situation works a treat.

Other person: "Something stupid"
You: "Put down of your choice"

Later

You: Something stupid
Other person: "The same put down you used earlier"
You: "If I wanted my own come back I'd have wiped your mums chin"

[Carly]

Ha ha ha that made me lol

[EsEoh]

Ok this one takes some setting up but in the correct situation works a treat.

Other person: "Something stupid"
You: "Put down of your choice"

Later

You: Something stupid
Other person: "The same put down you used earlier"
You: "If I wanted my own come back I'd have wiped your mums chin"

Would have been better if you'd spelt mum's correctly