Fridges

[MrHillman]

So, This morning I wake up, turn on the TV and start to tuck into my Alpen, Sat in my tighty whities.

The TV burst's to life, very loud too! so i turn it down and turn the channel over from LivingTV (damn missus insist i wank off...watch Americas Next top fanny) to ITV and watch Daybreak.

To my amazement and what turned out to be arousal they had a section about a fridge! A dear old lady has had her fridge for 58 years!

Wow!, I think to myself, as I hurt my tooth on a hard raisin. They are offering this old lady a brand new, silver/chrome fridge, with multiple compartments and a drink dispenser that can produce hot, cold and ice cold water and juice.

I have to put my bowl down and sit on the end of my sofa, I can feel a stirring in my tight white Calvin Klein's, Gents, She was a beauty! not the old lady, just the fridge. Actually on reflection, I bet she was a goer in her time! Filth!

Anyways, I see the 58 year old fridge, impressed by its stature and size, but was nowhere near as nice or as accommodating as the modern model. I HAD to tweet to the followers and perhaps the world at :8:30am

@sidecontroluk says "Lots of fridge talk on daybreak this morning. Arousing"

No response, I must of been the only one either sad enough to be on twitter so early, or the only one watching the show.

untill about an hour later, I get the email from twitter saying i have had a new follower....GEdistUK (GE Appliances UK).

Funny I thought, Who are these new followers of mine, I do i check and their profile reads.

"Official Twitter profile for GE's UK appliance distributor. For more ino on the GE profile & Monogram Fridge & Cooker Range visit our website. above"


Fuck me, had they actually seen my post? are they watching the MMA community and our talk of fridges? are they looking to sponsor a fighter or a fantastic website like www.hammerfist.tv?

This was not the end of it, and the reason why am posting this message. at 3pm today i get a "Tweet" from my new follower.

"@sidecontroluk we saw the fridge talk on Daybreak got you going, so we've archived it for your pleasure! http://www.youtube.com/GEdistUK"

Awesome! I feel like ive been caught wanking.

[CraigSt.Clair]

So, This morning I wake up, turn on the TV and start to tuck into my Alpen, Sat in my tighty whities.

The TV burst's to life, very loud too! so i turn it down and turn the channel over from LivingTV (damn missus insist i wank off...watch Americas Next top fanny) to ITV and watch Daybreak.

To my amazement and what turned out to be arousal they had a section about a fridge! A dear old lady has had her fridge for 58 years!

Wow!, I think to myself, as I hurt my tooth on a hard raisin. They are offering this old lady a brand new, silver/chrome fridge, with multiple compartments and a drink dispenser that can produce hot, cold and ice cold water and juice.

I have to put my bowl down and sit on the end of my sofa, I can feel a stirring in my tight white Calvin Klein's, Gents, She was a beauty! not the old lady, just the fridge. Actually on reflection, I bet she was a goer in her time! Filth!

Anyways, I see the 58 year old fridge, impressed by its stature and size, but was nowhere near as nice or as accommodating as the modern model. I HAD to tweet to the followers and perhaps the world at :8:30am

@sidecontroluk says "Lots of fridge talk on daybreak this morning. Arousing"

No response, I must of been the only one either sad enough to be on twitter so early, or the only one watching the show.

untill about an hour later, I get the email from twitter saying i have had a new follower....GEdistUK (GE Appliances UK).

Funny I thought, Who are these new followers of mine, I do i check and their profile reads.

"Official Twitter profile for GE's UK appliance distributor. For more ino on the GE profile & Monogram Fridge & Cooker Range visit our website. above"


Fuck me, had they actually seen my post? are they watching the MMA community and our talk of fridges? are they looking to sponsor a fighter or a fantastic website like www.hammerfist.tv?

This was not the end of it, and the reason why am posting this message. at 3pm today i get a "Tweet" from my new follower.

"@sidecontroluk we saw the fridge talk on Daybreak got you going, so we've archived it for your pleasure! http://www.youtube.com/GEdistUK"

Awesome! I feel like ive been caught wanking.

I saw this too!!!!!! Did she pick the new fridge?

[MrHillman]

Nope, she stayed with her original stud mate

[Dragunov]

The first fighter in the UK to be sponsored by a fridge company will be a legend for life. Fact.

[Luke]

I think Iceman Chuck Liddell should be sponsored by a fridge company!

[MrHillman]

I think with my new found friend that is GE am sure I can hook a fighter up with some sort of sponsorship!

[ShaolinSubz02]

The first fighter in the UK to be sponsored by a fridge company will be a legend for life. Fact.

Oh good god, the level of arousal that fight would bring! Perhaps the bout could take place in a giant fridge?


Hillman, your tweets are quality, I shall sign up as a follower. You know I had a suspicion that many fridge companies were indeed snooping the mma community, it makes sense after all. I actually had to fight a full on boner on the tube due to that same story in the metro

[MrHillman]

The MMA fridge revolution is amongst us. viva la rear naked ice maker!

[Dragunov]

Oh good god, the level of arousal that fight would bring! Perhaps the bout could take place in a giant fridge?


Hillman, your tweets are quality, I shall sign up as a follower. You know I had a suspicion that many fridge companies were indeed snooping the mma community, it makes sense after all. I actually had to fight a full on boner on the tube due to that same story in the metro

I read it on the bus. Some studenty type bird thought the chubby was for her. She can fuck right off. UNLESS she has a nice fridge.

The audience wouldn't be able to see if the fight was in a fridge so I think someone will have to design a Fradge (Half cage half fridge)

[ShaolinSubz02]

I read it on the bus. Some studenty type bird thought the chubby was for her. She can fuck right off. UNLESS she has a nice fridge.

The audience would be able to see if the fight was in a fridge so I think someone will have to design a Fradge (Half cage half fridge)

Excellent idea. Fradge sounds similar to Vadge, both are sexy except one is warm and one is cold, but when combined.... AWESOME