So, This morning I wake up, turn on the TV and start to tuck into my Alpen, Sat in my tighty whities.
The TV burst's to life, very loud too! so i turn it down and turn the channel over from LivingTV (damn missus insist i wank off...watch Americas Next top fanny) to ITV and watch Daybreak.
To my amazement and what turned out to be arousal they had a section about a fridge! A dear old lady has had her fridge for 58 years!
Wow!, I think to myself, as I hurt my tooth on a hard raisin. They are offering this old lady a brand new, silver/chrome fridge, with multiple compartments and a drink dispenser that can produce hot, cold and ice cold water and juice.
I have to put my bowl down and sit on the end of my sofa, I can feel a stirring in my tight white Calvin Klein's, Gents, She was a beauty! not the old lady, just the fridge. Actually on reflection, I bet she was a goer in her time! Filth!
Anyways, I see the 58 year old fridge, impressed by its stature and size, but was nowhere near as nice or as accommodating as the modern model. I HAD to tweet to the followers and perhaps the world at :8:30am
@sidecontroluk says "Lots of fridge talk on daybreak this morning. Arousing"
No response, I must of been the only one either sad enough to be on twitter so early, or the only one watching the show.
untill about an hour later, I get the email from twitter saying i have had a new follower....GEdistUK (GE Appliances UK).
Funny I thought, Who are these new followers of mine, I do i check and their profile reads.
"Official Twitter profile for GE's UK appliance distributor. For more ino on the GE profile & Monogram Fridge & Cooker Range visit our website. above"
Fuck me, had they actually seen my post? are they watching the MMA community and our talk of fridges? are they looking to sponsor a fighter or a fantastic website like www.hammerfist.tv?
This was not the end of it, and the reason why am posting this message. at 3pm today i get a "Tweet" from my new follower.
"@sidecontroluk we saw the fridge talk on Daybreak got you going, so we've archived it for your pleasure! http://www.youtube.com/GEdistUK"
Awesome! I feel like ive been caught wanking.
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.