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    Default Turkey tycoon Bernard Matthews dies

    sad day for turkey lovers


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    Threadworthy, but Jimmy Boogaloo doesn't think so. I think he should apologise.

    RIP to the turkey baron. At least he had fairly good innings. One of Norfolks best people, alongside Delia Smith and Oliver Cromwell (and that guy who does Colmans mayo).

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wo0klNPrDk

    Bernard Mathews mention, 8.33 mins in. Slaughtered 1/4 billion birds for your eating pleasure. lol.

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    Interesting how Bernard Mathews dies on Thanksgiving. Is it a sign to headbutt all Americans? Fuck It' I'll do it anyway, whilst I'm feeling barmy.
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    No way did he really die on thanksgiving lol i thought it was day before, hats off to bernie, from a 2.50 investment into a handful of turkeys into a multimillion pound turkey empire, w what a fuckin ledgend.....couldnt think of a turkey joke
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    Does this mean Christmas is cancelled?
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    He kept many of his turkeys and chickens in disgusting conditions,but hey he made shitloads of money.Im glad the cunts dead.
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