Alas, 2 years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable posters. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I have things to do. I've put this off for far too long.
I regret to announce — this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.