why is paul jono in a relationship with a 14 year old girl?

**Smurfette5ft** · 07-01-2011, 10:18 PM

Taking a lady on a date sometimes require a vehicle, restaurants, cinema, drinks, and charm. AND there's still no definitive way to ensure you'll get laid. Jono likes the simplicity of riding his bicycle to her house, then bribing her with a candy bars and game of jump rope.

**Luke** · 07-01-2011, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Smurfette5ft

Taking a lady on a date sometimes require a vehicle, restaurants, cinema, drinks, and charm. AND there's still no definitive way to ensure you'll get laid. Jono likes the simplicity of riding his bicycle to her house, then bribing her with a candy bars and game of jump rope.

That'll be me tomorrow night. I have all the charm in the world (no problem there), it's gonna be all down to the film (little fockers) and whether or not the restaurant cooks good food.

**CraigSt.Clair** · 08-01-2011, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by Smurfette5ft

Taking a lady on a date sometimes require a vehicle, restaurants, cinema, drinks, and charm. AND there's still no definitive way to ensure you'll get laid. Jono likes the simplicity of riding his bicycle to her house, then bribing her with a candy bars and game of jump rope.

Don't forget his slick jits!!!!!!

**HomerPlata** · 08-01-2011, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Smurfette5ft

Taking a lady on a date sometimes require a vehicle, restaurants, cinema, drinks, and charm. AND there's still no definitive way to ensure you'll get laid. Jono likes the simplicity of riding his bicycle to her house, then bribing her with a candy bars and game of jump rope.

Yeah but you have to admire the beautiful simplicity of his method.