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    Been invited to a party , its Mrs Batemans friend from the school, she is having a Mexican night. Everyone who has been invited has to bring something Mexican related.

    I thought I would go dressed in my Lucha Libre mask, cape and ....? see , i need some help. dont want to go to mental and freak people out. Thinking I might perform a few bridges in the lounge before throwing the hosts husband through the table of party food but nothing to mental.

    Help me out and I will post some pics of the night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    Thinking I might perform a few bridges in the lounge before throwing the hosts husband through the table of party food but nothing to mental..
    lol! Don't forget the 619!

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    Spandex tights
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    Hire a midget

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaolinsubz02 View Post
    hire a midget
    win !
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02 View Post
    Hire a midget
    An ingenius plan
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    A mexican midget ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    A mexican midget ?
    They're 'spensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerPlata View Post
    They're 'spensive.
    Indian midget will do, in Eastbound they use a mexican midget straight from the streets of bombay. Prob to cut costs.

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    Well lucky for you I happen to be a Texan currently living in California; so this is in my arena. It wouldn't be expensive if you can find an illegal immigrant; but midgets are in high demand, so you must reserve early. Perhaps a pinata in the form of a beheaded American filled with high quality reefer and 5 unruly, unsupervised children? If you really don't want to spend much, I have one more idea. An Easter Sunday tradition is to puncture a small hole at the top of egg shells, draining the egg from it. Dye & decorate them in Easter Egg fashion. Fill them with confetti and glitter. When the time is right; everyone gets eggs and throw them. People, walls, cars, whatever. Even women and small children are open game to bomb.
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