Fancy dress help

[Bateman]

Been invited to a party , its Mrs Batemans friend from the school, she is having a Mexican night. Everyone who has been invited has to bring something Mexican related.

I thought I would go dressed in my Lucha Libre mask, cape and ....? see , i need some help. dont want to go to mental and freak people out. Thinking I might perform a few bridges in the lounge before throwing the hosts husband through the table of party food but nothing to mental.

Help me out and I will post some pics of the night...

[Luke]

Thinking I might perform a few bridges in the lounge before throwing the hosts husband through the table of party food but nothing to mental..

lol! Don't forget the 619!

[CraigSt.Clair]

Spandex tights

[ShaolinSubz02]

Hire a midget

[TheUnfitOne]

hire a midget

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[CraigSt.Clair]

Hire a midget

An ingenius plan

[Bateman]

A mexican midget ?

[HomerPlata]

A mexican midget ?

They're 'spensive.

[Darkne$s]

They're 'spensive.

Indian midget will do, in Eastbound they use a mexican midget straight from the streets of bombay. Prob to cut costs.

[Smurfette5ft]

Well lucky for you I happen to be a Texan currently living in California; so this is in my arena. It wouldn't be expensive if you can find an illegal immigrant; but midgets are in high demand, so you must reserve early. Perhaps a pinata in the form of a beheaded American filled with high quality reefer and 5 unruly, unsupervised children? If you really don't want to spend much, I have one more idea. An Easter Sunday tradition is to puncture a small hole at the top of egg shells, draining the egg from it. Dye & decorate them in Easter Egg fashion. Fill them with confetti and glitter. When the time is right; everyone gets eggs and throw them. People, walls, cars, whatever. Even women and small children are open game to bomb.