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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette5ft View Post
    Well lucky for you I happen to be a Texan currently living in California; so this is in my arena. It wouldn't be expensive if you can find an illegal immigrant; but midgets are in high demand, so you must reserve early. Perhaps a pinata in the form of a beheaded American filled with high quality reefer and 5 unruly, unsupervised children? If you really don't want to spend much, I have one more idea. An Easter Sunday tradition is to puncture a small hole at the top of egg shells, draining the egg from it. Dye & decorate them in Easter Egg fashion. Fill them with confetti and glitter. When the time is right; everyone gets eggs and throw them. People, walls, cars, whatever. Even women and small children are open game to bomb.
    er .... thanks .?

    So why are midgets in such demand , is California home of the travelling Circus ?

    Would a midget be better than a dwarf ?

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    Just go in, stick ya finger up ya Bum, then wipe it under the hosts nose!!!
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    Frakes is willing to assist by being part of your Mariachi band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    Been invited to a party , its Mrs Batemans friend from the school, she is having a Mexican night. Everyone who has been invited has to bring something Mexican related.

    I thought I would go dressed in my Lucha Libre mask, cape and ....? see , i need some help. dont want to go to mental and freak people out. Thinking I might perform a few bridges in the lounge before throwing the hosts husband through the table of party food but nothing to mental.

    Help me out and I will post some pics of the night...
    i love it that you somehow thought that a LucheLibre mask AND a cape would somehow NOT be enough hahaha

    Maybe throw in a sombrero over your mask also....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave78 View Post
    i love it that you somehow thought that a LucheLibre mask AND a cape would somehow NOT be enough hahaha

    Maybe throw in a sombrero over your mask also....

    Or go as La Parka
    I have decided to go for a spray tan and some sort of wife beater vest and tights ... maybe flip flops lol

    I might even go via Keddles on the way for a bit of a chest slapping warm up !

    Quote Originally Posted by Guvna View Post
    Just go in, stick ya finger up ya Bum, then wipe it under the hosts nose!!!
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    lol you are a dirty fucker mate

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    I believe these to be vallaint fancy dress options:





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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    I believe these to be vallaint fancy dress options:





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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    Beheaded American Pinata FTW
    this, - just add a couple of GOLD PLATED DIAMOND ENCRUSTED AK47s, 20 billion dollars in cash and cocaine and the midget dressed as tonto and on a leash tied behind a donkey with a sunbraro

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    .. i like it , so you think a Mexican drug lord is a better option.? maybe get a live tiger from the local zoo, go around back handing all the female guests and perorming columbian neck ties on all the dudes. Not sure I will get an invite back.

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