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    Quote Originally Posted by RhysETF View Post
    Here's what I think scientists should do...

    1. Get the gene from that jellyfish that never dies of old age, and stick it in a pig
    2. Get the gene from a snake that makes it shed its skin and stick that in the same pig
    3. Now you have a pig that sheds it's skin and never dies
    4. UNLIMITED BACON
    Erm... bacon isnt the skin of the pig. It's the inside of the pig...

    All you'd have there is a self skinning pig which doesnt die of old age.

    You'd need the gene of something that could regenerate parts of it's body before you'd have unlimited bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Erm... bacon isnt the skin of the pig. It's the inside of the pig...

    All you'd have there is a self skinning pig which doesnt die of old age.

    You'd need the gene of something that could regenerate parts of it's body before you'd have unlimited bacon.
    Buzzkill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Erm... bacon isnt the skin of the pig. It's the inside of the pig...

    All you'd have there is a self skinning pig which doesnt die of old age.

    You'd need the gene of something that could regenerate parts of it's body before you'd have unlimited bacon.
    Fine, unlimited pork crackling it is then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanthic View Post
    Erm... bacon isnt the skin of the pig. It's the inside of the pig...

    All you'd have there is a self skinning pig which doesnt die of old age.

    You'd need the gene of something that could regenerate parts of it's body before you'd have unlimited bacon.

    So it wont happen??? Gutted!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osaka Fight Gear View Post
    Fine, unlimited pork crackling it is then!
    This would be almost as good!!!!!

    Pork Scratchings FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    This would be almost as good!!!!!

    Pork Scratchings FTW
    Are they on the wrestlers diet??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaconda Combat View Post
    Are they on the wrestlers diet??
    Lol no, but they are SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerPlata View Post
    Buzzkill...
    Sorry. How about the same idea but with fried chicken skin?

    Gene of a never-dying-of-old-age-jellyfish and skin-shedding-snake to be injected into a chicken.
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