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Thread: Does sex count as MMA training?

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    Senior Member Luke's Avatar
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    Default Does sex count as MMA training?

    Does it? It's good cardio and you work up a sweat.

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    Good for getting hips going, haha

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    I burn plenty of calories like, mainly because it involves a 20 minute chase and a 5 minute struggle.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    i burn plenty of calories like, mainly because it involves a 20 minute chase and a 5 minute struggle.
    .......rofl!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    I burn plenty of calories like, mainly because it involves a 20 minute chase and a 5 minute struggle.

    Does he always manage to catch you?

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    I suppose you could work on guard breaking, yeah. The last bird I shagged had BEEFY legs, it probably would have brought my ground game on tremendously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxingbrit View Post
    Does he always manage to catch you?
    It was hit-or-miss but now I've got the big net my success rate has shot up.

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    My training usually lasts longer than 2 minutes. So no.

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    I would say yes but only because the act of surprising them with the chloroform soaked rag is similar to a rear choke.

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    I'm quite lucky in that my missus really likes to actually roll with me, BJJ style

    Lucky for me, she lets me do sexual things to her aswell, or it'd be a bit shit

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