Your experiences of martial arts madness...

[thaison]

what a wanker

i will not post on this thread coz i could talk all day about this type of shit.

[thaison]

bet that instructor is now on the sex offender list

[Godders]

Best thread in ages

[Rosi]

when I was in primary school I went to my local sports centre and started taking Tang Soo Doo classes 'cause it was the only MA class they had. When I got my yellow belt (GO ME! ) I had to stand in front of the class and get slapped on my arse three times with a slipper the instructer kept in his breifcase.

Phew! Just as well nothing like that ever happens in BJJ

[Wiegieboard]

I actually got my balls hit really hard doing a triangle on someone on motherwell main street. Lesson learned.... put your fingers in their eyes too whilst triangling.

[Godders]

I actually got my balls hit really hard doing a triangle on someone on motherwell main street. Lesson learned.... put your fingers in their eyes too whilst triangling.

I remember that story.
You have issues dude

Try talking to people.

For example current Wiegie

Guy talking to you: "Alright there an that mate. Wannie tell us the time?"
You to guy: *pull gaurd- slap on triangle - Poke them in the eye*

New Wiegie (speaking in a well educated way)

"Sorry my good man. I do not carry a watch as little delinquents will try to rob me. That is why i carry an knife and a axe. Would you like to see them? No? Well good day"

[Wiegieboard]

lol@the above post. I think I'm generally a nice guy really.
P.S. I love my chrome axe.

[Wiegieboard]

Did they train "Monkey steals the peach"?