The weekend just gone, my bird's 5 year old daughter turns to her and, out of the blue, says "Mum, when are you getting a new boyfriend?". We laugh it off, but when her mum goes upstairs I seek some answers...
Me: "So do you really want your mum to have a different boyfriend?"
Her: *slight pause* "Because she doesn't wear glasses, and you do"
Me: "Oh, er, why's that a problem?"
Her: *without any pause whatsoever* "Because if you have a baby it might be blind"
She's soooooooooo mean.