A recenct survery of men revealed surprising results when asked "What do you enjoy most about getting oral sex from your partner?"

8% said it was the sensation
14% said it was the feeling of control
but a massive 78% of men said it was the 3 minutes of silence!!!
A research group at the University of Western Ontario conducted a study to determine why the head of a penis is larger than the shaft.
After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, during months of research, they concluded that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft, to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Scientists at the Queen's University questioned the findings and proceeded with their own study.
After spending thousands of dollars, and after weeks of research, they concluded that head of penis is larger than the shaft, to give the man more pleasure during sex.

The research staff at the University of Waterloo thought both studies were incorrect.
Spending twenty dollars for three days days of research, they determined that the head of a penis is larger than the shaft to prevent the man's hand from slipping off and hitting him in the forehead !

The Hands