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    settings/edit profile Jimmy Boogaloo's Avatar
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    Default A list of things I'd like to fart on

    a badly behaved cat
    Jeremy Clarkson's fat fucking face
    people who are on cocaine
    Nigel Mansell's top lip
    final warning letters
    expensive restaurants
    Simon Cowell's sandwich
    restraining orders
    someone doing an exam
    people who complain loudly on buses
    Jeremy Guscot
    bouncers who turn you away from clubs for carrying drugs
    bouncers who beat you up and steal your drugs
    lightly cooked egg-whites
    most things you find interesting or are dear to your heart.

    gutted the site's going down over the weekend. damn.
    'I'm not saying I couldn't find a few minutes a day to read a forum, but somehow I've managed to make it through these past few years without being called a faggot on a daily basis.'

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    the old lady who gave me grief for riding my pit bike...
    a traffic wardens pot noodle
    Angela Lansbury
    My Neigbours son , annoying little cunt

    If you need a friend, get a dog !
    http://www.PositiveAggression.co.uk/

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    Tea.

    Tea drinkers.

    Tea makers.

    Tea pots.

    Tea cups.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evzy View Post
    Tea.

    Tea drinkers.

    Tea makers.

    Tea pots.

    Tea cups.
    Tea Drinker for Life, but preaching tolerance for the Children of Coffee.

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    I am indeed a member of the Tea Tux Tan!
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