A list of things I'd like to fart on

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

a badly behaved cat
Jeremy Clarkson's fat fucking face
people who are on cocaine
Nigel Mansell's top lip
final warning letters
expensive restaurants
Simon Cowell's sandwich
restraining orders
someone doing an exam
people who complain loudly on buses
Jeremy Guscot
bouncers who turn you away from clubs for carrying drugs
bouncers who beat you up and steal your drugs
lightly cooked egg-whites
most things you find interesting or are dear to your heart.

gutted the site's going down over the weekend. damn.

[Bateman]

the old lady who gave me grief for riding my pit bike...
a traffic wardens pot noodle
Angela Lansbury
My Neigbours son , annoying little cunt

[Evzy]

Tea.

Tea drinkers.

Tea makers.

Tea pots.

Tea cups.

[HomerPlata]

Tea.

Tea drinkers.

Tea makers.

Tea pots.

Tea cups.

[Evzy]

I am indeed a member of the Tea Tux Tan!