We have a full on zombie apocalypse plan. Turns out that MMAlien's littler and harder sister also has one. We're now on the same team. It involves heading straight to the river and getting a boat. We live in Rochester. The town is full of them.
Its easier, more mobile than dying in traffic carnage and provides somewhere to safely sleep.
No no no no. See this is where you are going wrong. What you need to do is befriend a reasonably competent mechanic while things are going well. A strong big vehicle capable of travelling through and over vast amounts of terrain. Strip it back to its shell, smash reinforcements and gun turrets into it. Somehow get hold of obamas pure rubber tyres or whatever so you can avoid punctures - you will just not give a shit as they are solid tyre.
Then what you need to do is get some barrels, preferably 4 big ones and melt/weld them into one giant barrell. Get your mechanic buddy to fit that as your primary fuel tank - reinforce that bastard too incase any feral humans try to steal your fuel. Then you fill that shit up to the brim and your personalised tank or as I like to call it 'The zombie raper' is good to go anywhere and for a ridiculous amount of miles.
You can be safe now.
If you need a friend, get a dog !
Amateurs, the lot of you
I wish you luck, me and my family will be just fine
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Maybe just avoid rochester all together