"That was how i got my first soapy titwank!
Listening is cool and shit." BlackdogMMA
I like a punt on a scratchcard now and again but never spend much and never win much.
Was in the shop buying some essentials yesterday and remebered this thread so decided to spend an unprecedented £10 on scratchcards and see what happens (well £9 cos i got a lucky dip on the normal lottery as well). Here's a results round up
1/ Lotto: 1 number out of six. No prize. £1 down
onto the £1 scratchcards:
2/ money tree: Not a bean. £2 down
3/ £100k card. Again sweet FA £3 down
4/ nought and crosses: Glimmer of hope as I reveal 2 x's straight aways. But thats as good as it gets £4 down
onto the big guns and the £2 scratchcards:
5/ Deal or no deal: Don't fail me noel! 2 games on this one. First you have to match one of your 2 box numbers to any of the numbers you scratch off. Get a match, win a prize. My numbers are 22 and 8. I don't win anything £6 down
6/ Triple 7's : I dont hang about and scratch off all the silver at once, a quickscan reveals - again - that I have won zip - £8 down
Fuck you mr boogaloo fuck you very much!! But wait... one more in my pocket. Its "snow me the money". if this doesnt win I am creating a poll of my own as to whether you should be banned for leading us astray at an expensive time of year!!
i have to match 2 symbols to win the prize: I scratch off the prizes first:
£80 - i get a snowman and a holly - no prize
£2000 - i get a glove and an angel - no prize
£20 - pud and a hat - no prize
£1000 - candy and coin - no prize
£10 - a double and a double!! a match!! AND reading the rules tells me i win double the prize!! £20. A tidy ten pound profit. All is forgiven Jimmy!!
2 more rows to go though....
a stack of coins and a sledge means i miss out on £40
and a scarf and a money bag mean i miss out on the big prize of £80k
it wont pay off the mortgage, but still £20 to double my investment ain't bad! Merry xmas Jimmy
Last edited by graham cooke; 18-12-2011 at 12:51 PM.
found a scratch card in my car which i had bought and forgotton about. scratched it and had won £10
last summer i had quite good luck with the rich for life £5 scratch cards. there was a point where i had 4 £100 wins in the space of 3 days and 3 of the cards were from the same shop!
havent had much luck since they changed the colour from red though
Last edited by Nathan_Court; 18-12-2011 at 07:54 PM.
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I am thinking of a few gameshows now though, Number 1) Whats in my sock? Number 2) Closed fist or open palm and Number 3) What the fuck do you think you are looking at? Noting you gave me the idea, I may give you credit as assistant Grip boy or something on the credits.
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