he is obviously taking the piss
tell him to shape up or ship out
Simple, next time you find gas on.
Remove all your cool stuff from house.
Get super dooper insurance policy
Go visit relatives for a week.
Claim insurance, bury remains and move cool stuff to new bigger house bought with insurance money.
Blow job is better than no job
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If the guy is called Ross McCrae, tell him to get his arse back up to scotland and organise our gig pronto!
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FUCK THE ALLIANCE
start buying baby stuff, then tell him you think it's time that, since you're living together, you took the relationship to the next level...
does it matter what way? ask him to father your children, and you'll freak him out. obviously, refuse sex, saying that you'd prefer it if he jerked off into a turkey baster...