Ah my friends our first philosophical conundrum leads us here.

Your life has had many twists and turns and somehow you find yourself at a strange crossroads. Your actions in life have lead you to a scenario where you must have sexual contact with a non human entity.

Dont rage at the fates or pray to Thor for guidance, the best thing to do is select your creature and your reasoning then get on with it. But dont forget to tell me what you have chosen and why.

Thats right I started my dictorial reign with bestiality.