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    Default Dilemma #1 Animal of preference

    Ah my friends our first philosophical conundrum leads us here.

    Your life has had many twists and turns and somehow you find yourself at a strange crossroads. Your actions in life have lead you to a scenario where you must have sexual contact with a non human entity.

    Dont rage at the fates or pray to Thor for guidance, the best thing to do is select your creature and your reasoning then get on with it. But dont forget to tell me what you have chosen and why.

    Thats right I started my dictorial reign with bestiality.

    Holllaaa.
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    a sheep, to see what all the fuss in aberdeen is about

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    Personally I'd go Zebra cause it's kinda sexy or a tiger cause well then your that guy who fucked a tiger.
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    For me, it would have to be one of the sea mammals. Obviously a sea lion, sea elephant or the like would be more fun physically- but the romantic in me would like to rescue a baby seal from a barbaric Canadian then whisk it away for a romantic encounter in front of a roaring fire in a log cabin.

    Then shag it and stove its head in.
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    Bawhahahaha

    The sea mammal thing is appealing, it's like interspecies BBW shit. Go for the gusto, blue whale.
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    Your momzzzz, dawg.
    Coffee drinker, prefer Pepsi and I'm kind of a big deal.

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    Snow leopard- never been with a blonde before.

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    I'll steal a frankie Boyle line and say an owl. Cause u can always look it in the eye no matter what position your in!! And I liked it the last time!

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    Jumped the gun and posted in the other thread, but I'd fuck a mouse - bit of friction for once in my life.

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    If your gonna be a freak might as well be real freaky naughty thats why the Bonobo ape is a solid choice, mad sex game.

    Check this out

    http://youtu.be/EtixIF_jPjk
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