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    Default What is the most annoying thing noobies say?

    Apart from introducing themselves as 'cage fighters'...?
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    One of my mates wives asked me if we were allowed to use weapons.
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    "You don't look like you do martial arts"

    Oh and ' a woman can't choke me ou.............zzzzzzzz'
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    I like seeing people who've obviously had maybe one or two classes try and show submissions on girls to impress them. They obviously do it wrong, but with girls you basically just have to squeeze anything hard enough and it makes them cry.
    When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlasmma View Post
    I like seeing people who've obviously had maybe one or two classes try and show submissions on girls to impress them. They obviously do it wrong
    lol we were doin a bit of jits at a thai club lastnight & my mate done exactly that to one of the girls from the thai class. It was more of a dry humping as he tried to impress her though.

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    I'm a teacher and I do a grappling class after school for a few of the kids, one of them who does some stupid kung fu told me he thinks Bruce lee would beat CroCop in a fight!

    He's come out with other assorted noncence too.

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    Hahaha I've had that!

    Sorry, in reply to mr mcveigh!
    if you think its easy stop now

    no one achieved anything by doing nothing

    never argue with a fool

    if fighting is a pursuit rooted in pain, you will find the best teachers have often absorbed the most punishment themselves......and remained standing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maccavelli View Post
    One of my mates wives asked me if we were allowed to use weapons.
    often followed by, "is it to the death?"

    yeh, and i've only lost twice
    man, when you're the nail, hang in there....until the day you become the hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc goddard View Post
    Hahaha I've had that!

    Sorry, in reply to mr mcveigh!

    Please tell me it was a UFC rules meeting

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    A kid turned up for his first class with "Cage Fighter" tattoo'd on his forearm and "MMA" tattoo'd on his neck. he'd never trained before!

    Has since moved to another local club because his mum said I was too strict with him (He's 18). He has also got the same tattoo as Brock Lesnar on his back.

    I kinda miss the mongo.
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