Apart from introducing themselves as 'cage fighters'...?
What is the most annoying thing noobies say?
Apart from introducing themselves as 'cage fighters'...?
Jesus christ. What language is he speaking? Caribbean Cockney? - An American commenting on Terry Etim's accent
One of my mates wives asked me if we were allowed to use weapons.
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"You don't look like you do martial arts"
Oh and ' a woman can't choke me ou.............zzzzzzzz'
Last edited by The Tez; 05-01-2012 at 09:30 PM.
"Yes, making mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep" – Rudyard Kipling
I like seeing people who've obviously had maybe one or two classes try and show submissions on girls to impress them. They obviously do it wrong, but with girls you basically just have to squeeze anything hard enough and it makes them cry.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
lol we were doin a bit of jits at a thai club lastnight & my mate done exactly that to one of the girls from the thai class. It was more of a dry humping as he tried to impress her though.Originally Posted by Atlasmma
I'm a teacher and I do a grappling class after school for a few of the kids, one of them who does some stupid kung fu told me he thinks Bruce lee would beat CroCop in a fight!
He's come out with other assorted noncence too.
Hahaha I've had that!
Sorry, in reply to mr mcveigh!
if you think its easy stop now
no one achieved anything by doing nothing
never argue with a fool
if fighting is a pursuit rooted in pain, you will find the best teachers have often absorbed the most punishment themselves......and remained standing
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often followed by, "is it to the death?"
yeh, and i've only lost twice
man, when you're the nail, hang in there....until the day you become the hammer
Please tell me it was a UFC rules meeting
A kid turned up for his first class with "Cage Fighter" tattoo'd on his forearm and "MMA" tattoo'd on his neck. he'd never trained before!
Has since moved to another local club because his mum said I was too strict with him (He's 18). He has also got the same tattoo as Brock Lesnar on his back.
I kinda miss the mongo.
Rob McCrum, Pro BW. www.bjjscotland.co.uk
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