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    Sunk a hot car cigarette lighter into my dad's leg while he was driving. I can't really remember, but I think that I thought it would be funny. It wasn't funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by staffie View Post
    Slightly different, worst thing I ever did as a kid was snap my banjo string when I was about 14, tore it right back to the wood! Actually making me feel sick writing this.
    Never knew you played the banjo mate. Did you get it sorted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    you know what that stuff does to kids?
    Trading Places reference

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    I could write a book on the appalling things I put my parents through... Some of my finest moments were...

    Sent home for threatening a boy with a pen knife in primary 5, it actually made the papers for the youngest person in the UK to be involved in a knife incident in a primary school. My parents had to take me to child counselling & I behaved like a fucking angel, after a series of these meetings, they were then told I was fine & asked if THEY could come back. not good & funnily enough the guy I threatened is one of my best mates & I got to tell this story in his best man speech.

    Kicked a teacher's door open at Carluke high school, put my fingers under her nose & told her to "smell her maw" the class erupted, I ran, she chased me for a good 2 minutes before falling and breaking her ankle. I was expelled from school that day. The head phoned the house to tell my dad about it, I answered the phone & pretended to be him. I was 22 before they found out I never left school off my own choice.

    I worked in JD sports on Argyle Street at weekends when I was 16. Anyone who knows the store will know the layout. I stopped a junkie from stealing a Lacoste tracksuit, he goes mental, tell me I'm getting "sorted oot" he then goes for his jacket pocketů. I panicked & kicked him down the stairs.

    But despite my rocky start in education, I turned out just fine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr058 View Post
    Never knew you played the banjo mate. Did you get it sorted?
    Not a laughing matter cunto.

    It was torn beyond repair. Still is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by staffie View Post
    Not a laughing matter cunto.

    It was torn beyond repair. Still is!
    Haven't shagged since, that's quite bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE EQUALIZER View Post
    Haven't shagged since, that's quite bad
    ????Poor patter
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    Double post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by staffie View Post
    Not a laughing matter cunto.

    It was torn beyond repair. Still is!
    Ha Ha. Sorry mate. I can't even begin to imagine how that would've felt

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    Hahahaha, actually nearly passed out. 18 years ago and still a fresh memory.
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