Bet a mate i could ko a cow with one punch , threw an almight right hand at it ,....hit the deck myself mooing like a fckn coo , id broke my hand in three places .

Took my dog into school for back up , classroom ended up in carnage an i got kicked out of school...

Got in an argument in a club with a guy who was with a team of bodies , followed him into the bog and slammed a RNC on him whilst he was pishing .....got chased for a couple of miles way his mates but i had a head start by the time they found him lying in his own piss so got away lol....

just a few that spring to mind......