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Thread: Dear James (CW agony uncle)

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    Default Dear James (CW agony uncle)

    Being one of the older and more worldly wise guys in our gym. A lot of guys ask me for advice on just about any subject.

    Take advantage of it this week fuckers my advice is priceless.

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    Why won't Robocop return my phonecalls?

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    How can I get this girl to like me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanCrase View Post
    Why won't Robocop return my phonecalls?
    The dudes busy

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJuice View Post
    How can I get this girl to like me?
    Next time you see her, whap out your pork sword and whisper the magic words ''cock it or walk it''

    never fails

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    But he's ALWAAAAAAYS BUSYYYY! :'(


    Also: how does Adam Sandler keep getting work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanCrase View Post
    But he's ALWAAAAAAYS BUSYYYY! :'(


    Also: how does Adam Sandler keep getting work?
    There's no other way to break this to you man, Robocop hates you thats why he doesnt answer you. He has never been the same since ED209 beat the shit out of him so dont take it personally.

    Adam Sandler ive no idea, everything has been shit since Happy Gilmore. Id imagine the fly bastard has started writing and producing more films just so he can cast himself.Unfunny prick.

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    Was Waterboy before or after Happy Gilmore?

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    waterboy was after
    man, when you're the nail, hang in there....until the day you become the hammer

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    Im confused about my sexuality.
    Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

    Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?

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