Being one of the older and more worldly wise guys in our gym. A lot of guys ask me for advice on just about any subject.
Take advantage of it this week fuckers my advice is priceless.
Why won't Robocop return my phonecalls?
How can I get this girl to like me?
But he's ALWAAAAAAYS BUSYYYY! :'(
Also: how does Adam Sandler keep getting work?
Adam Sandler ive no idea, everything has been shit since Happy Gilmore. Id imagine the fly bastard has started writing and producing more films just so he can cast himself.Unfunny prick.
Was Waterboy before or after Happy Gilmore?
waterboy was after
man, when you're the nail, hang in there....until the day you become the hammer
Im confused about my sexuality.
Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.
Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?