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    Why are dogs lips always black??

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    Quote Originally Posted by judostu View Post
    Im confused about my sexuality.
    Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

    Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?
    I just wikepedia'd the Krankies, Stu, cos I thought her husband was called.....Stu..... ANyway, check out the wikepedia. Seems they had a few sexual shenanigans going on in the 80's.. Try not to beat yourself off, er, I mean, up about the fantasy's too much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by judostu View Post
    Im confused about my sexuality.
    Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

    Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?
    Talking about sexuality, does it make me gay if I fuck a ladyboy or only if I give her a reacharound when doing her up the bum?

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    Ive got a mate. He cant stop drawing cocks everywhere is there a cure for this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by judostu View Post
    Im confused about my sexuality.
    Ive started to fantasise about Janette Krankie from the Krankies.

    Does this make me straight, gay or a paedo?
    It makes you a midget fucker Stu. There is worse things to be in life. Although not much worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renzotiger View Post
    Why are dogs lips always black??
    Because Pet shops dont sell lip stick for dogs.

    Gap in the market there if you wanna get something started we could go on dragons den.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke View Post
    Talking about sexuality, does it make me gay if I fuck a ladyboy or only if I give her a reacharound when doing her up the bum?
    As long as you keep one hand on one of his tits (and there bigger than a c cup) it doesnt make you gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maccavelli View Post
    Ive got a mate. He cant stop drawing cocks everywhere is there a cure for this.
    This isnt something you should be looking to cure. Drawing cocks has long been associated with masculinity. Real men draws cocks, great men draw cocks well

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    Dear James, would ones participation in the occasional Dutch Rudder render one gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by straubo View Post
    Dear James, would ones participation in the occasional Dutch Rudder render one gay?
    Surely the level of your participation would decide this, and if you were wearing gloves

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