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    Senior Member Mike Persil's Avatar
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    Default I have sex daily

    Sorry I mean Dyslexia. (anagram of)

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    It would have been funny without the explanation in brackets (You're not that clever)

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    an ex girlfriend of mine use to rave about all the anal sex she got then i realised that she was dyslexic and my best mate wa called Alan.

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    My Mrs text me from Tesco to see if I wanted anything.
    I asked for an 8-year old male.
    Dyslexic cow turned up an hour later with some crappy scotch whisky....

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    Gary Glitter - Try get a girl

    Axl Rose - Oral Sex

    Amanda Holden — Damned anal ho

    David Ginola - Vagina Dildo

    Ha Ha!
    If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

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    Dormitory ----> Dirty Room

    The Morse Code -----> Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines -----? Cash lost in 'em

    President of the USA, Clinton -----> To copulate, he finds interns
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