BJJ a real martial art?

[Burnzie]

I've been thinking recently - BJJ is not a real martial art, is it?
I mean, no striking, all that grabbing and it's all the floor - it's not really a real form of combat?
It's just guys rolling around in pyjamas ffs!
A really tough fighter just wouldn't get caught with all that stuff surely?
Arm locks? Seriously, if the guy is using both his arms to control one of your's, then he's gonna be getting punched with your other hand.
It's just not gonna work!
Who the fuck bothers with this shit?!

If a guy tried to use BJJ on me, I would just take a maddy & knock his fucking cunt in. fucking poof.