Excuses

[Ralph]

Not had one of these for a while so lets see if there are any new ones;

Whats the best excuses you have heard whilst sparring/rolling with someone when you tap them or they quit etc or excuses for not coming to training...

[Rob T]

"I didn't tap from the choke, I just couldn't breathe"

[Ralph]

That one sometimes is genuine if rolling with extremely fat people

[$candalous]

"I ran out of milk so couldn't have any breckfast and wont be able to do a 2 hour sparring and pads session on an empty stomache ill go shopping today and definately be in tomorro for the grappling session".

[Ralph]

Haha you need to name and shame them Scanno!

Heard a good one the other day that sort of promted the thread 'if I had been wearing my gi pants you wouldnt have been able to pass to side and finish that kimura'

[Lee Dickson]

HAHAHAHA fucking quality - can think of a couple of people who would say something like that.

"I ran out of milk so couldn't have any breckfast and wont be able to do a 2 hour sparring and pads session on an empty stomache ill go shopping today and definately be in tomorro for the grappling session".

[TheReem]

after getting owned in sparring I heard " I need new gloves these ones are putting me off my game "

[Young Sexton]

I used to train with a well known journey man who had over 20 fights (10 points if anyone can guess who) and his excuses for getting out of sparring were amazing. He would always show up to training but as soon as we made him do a few hard sparring rounds he would find a way out.

I've seen him faking being knocked down and rocked (terrible actor), fall to the ground with ankle injuries screaming in pain then play a football match on the same night and run to the toilets to be 'sick' mid rounds.

All highly entertaining to watch haha

[bryanmc]

i had a crap wrestler tell me he let me take his back.i also took pleasure in the old i didnt know you could do that from there

[DOORMANMATT]

TBH - I often have to run & take a shit mid rnd... think its adrenalin dumpage... well its definitely dumpage of some kind lol!